I found one thing that sucks more than the remaining Republican hopefulls…
I caught the freaking flu on Wednesday, and still have not shaken the damned thing yet. Nothing like 3 days of 101.9 fever, and a headache that just doesn’t go away. For those of you lefties and Rontards that have wished worse things on me in recent months, go screw yourselves… it’s day 5, and I’m feeling much better. Nothing like spreading a little hate and pandemonium to boost the old spirits (sarcasm intended). I still buy into that old bit of Lewis Black’s, where he say gettin’ a flu shot just gives you a cold for six weeks, “but hey but you don’t get the flu.”
And since this article is titled things that suck, let’s talk about Ron Paul. (there’s some bait for you Rontards). Ole Ronny boy is not even selling his elect me President crap here anymore, it seems all his campaigning in the Houston area, is to keep his House seat. (methinks he sees the writing on the wall). And the laughable part is, he’s playing the national security card, he supports our military, and he’s strong on defense. What, if you call diminishing our Armed services to a handful of boomers (that’s guided missile submarines, for those of you in Lake Jackson), and doing away with the CIA strong on defense. Me, I’d be building those bombers, but wait Ron Paul voted no for those too, gee calling himself strong defense makes about as much sense as calling himself the “tax payers best friend”.
So let’s all bid Ron Paul farewell, happy trails, and don’t the the door hit ya’ where the good lord split ya’ and usher in the new face of Texas’ 14th district Chris Peden http://www.chrispeden.org/