The era of the Clintons is over…
 |   (+1 rating, 1 votes)August 28th, 2008 by RINO_Hunter |
Move over Bill and Hill, there’s a new leader of the Democratic party at least for now anyway. With the crowning of the Obamessiah last night, and shift of venue from the Pepsi Center to Invesco Field, B. Hussien Obama is now the defacto standard for the Donks. Together Obama and Biden make the most far left ticket for the Dems ever.
Today, the day of ascension, the Obamessiah will ascend from under the stage to a raised podium, surrounded by classical Greek Pillars. Word on the street, the Cherubim and Seraphim were unavailable for today’s event, so in their place Barak will be surrounded by homeless people, a gay marriage will take place in the wings, scores of leftist Hollywood actors fresh from their expatriation because of the Bush administration, dogs and cats living together, total pandemonium. The speech will conclude with confetti, fireworks, and the burning in effigy of likenesses of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney reminiscent of “The Burning Man”. Flag lapel pins optional…
Well I was sitting on my porch this morning with a rude disposition, while I was cleaning my guns with my Bible on my lap, and wondering about those pollock neighbours of mine, (their not like the rest of us) when it occurred to me that today is tax day. The one day each year where the federal government sticks a gun in the middle of the back of hard working Americans. So instead waiting in line at the Post Office and dropping the return in the mail, I opted for the E-file method. To my surprise, for something that should be relatively automatic, I can expect an email in 1 to 2 business days to tell me if my return was accepted or not.
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